I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Tommie Connors)   As recorded by The Ronettes   Also recorded by Jimmy Boyd and John Cougar Mellencamp     I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep.   Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.